I got this fan letter via email the other day, and I just had to share it. I got permission from its author. Let me know if you like it and if I should do like a "Letter of the Month" thing.

"I recently bought some things from you over the holidays that just passed. You sent me the cherry butt plug, and it immediately became my favorite. I'm a carpenter, and the usual sex talk that goes on on a construction site has tended to seem rather tame lately. I chuckle at the boys' reheated titty jokes as I discretely reach into my pants and pluck that cherry plug (I just think of it as my private INSIDE joke).  And it's become the best warm up for a fist in my collection. [I also bought] your anal sex guide video. There's a lot I could say about that one...but one of my favorite scenes was when you found yourself at the business end of a gang bang. My first viewing was a bit of a head fuck, because it actually seemed like you were coerced. And so my first reaction was sympathy for you...but then as it continued I found myself getting horny as shit. It was the fantasy that even if you were initially reluctant, you had come around to realizing that a good fuck is, after all, a good fuck, so sit back and enjoy. I know it was probably all an act, but thanks for the orgasm anyway!"